Monday, February 28, 2005

Bringin Some Smile on Ur Face

Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T)

Memo to all employees:
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)

We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others.

We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPTIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T).

This course emphasises how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T. If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you,

Thank you for your time,
The Director under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training.
(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).

Sunday, February 27, 2005

Friday, February 25, 2005

???? ????.... Posted by Hello
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....شاید وقتی دیگر

خیلی وقته که چیزی ننوشتم
خیلی وقته که به این وبلاگ بیچاره حتی سر هم نزدم ...عصبانی ام... از همه چی... میدونم که چیزی رو هم عوض نمیکنه... چرا من باید باور کنم که همه چی پرفکته ؟....کی گفته ؟؟
تازه سرم هم خیلی شلوغ بوده وهست این روزا
بگذزیم.... باز بعد از مدتی شروع کردم به یاد آ وری مسایل مسخره زندگی... آره... دوباره لبخند.... دوباره خنده
یه نگاهی به این بندازید
....این لینک از یه دوست برام رسید مرسی فرشاد از هلند

Monday, February 14, 2005

HAPPy Valentainez DAy EVRry oNe

here we again...da saint vlentienz day.....still manage 2 B some how.. for many couplez ...luv iz in da air 4 sure..i do remember last year..dis time..i wz with one of my gal friend...went 2 da city 2gether...after having nice dinner damn cell phone had lots of SMS....finally she said..R u sure ..u R single gal?...
i siad ..why?
she said..well u 've got at least 50 SMS in ur mobile....u breakin da record as a single gal..V both laoughed...

Saturday, February 12, 2005

....مسخره گی

پدرش همچون گربه ای بالغ مینالید
و... مادرش ...در اندیشه دردی لذ تناک
زیر لب به پریشانی زمزمه میکرد....
آری ...
اینگونه بود ...که رفت و آ مد گهواره اش ...
.... از جنبش عصبی پدر شکل می گرفت
مسخره گی آ غاز شد
همان که او ...آ نرا زندگی نامیده
و تن در داده به

Friday, February 11, 2005

( ........طغیان)

بیا ای مرد..ای موجود خودخواه
بیا بگشای درهای قفس را
منم ان مرغ
آ ن مرغی که د یریست
به سر اندیشه پرواز دارم
بیا بگشای در تا پر گشایم
بسوی آ سمان روشن شعر
اگر بگذلریم پرواز کردن
گلی خواهم شدن ..در گلشن شعر
فروغ فرخزاد

Thursday, February 03, 2005

wt da hell....

he just ready 2 go...standin there ...finally said: you've got nice stuff....


....just had a smile in dat creepy moron face which i really loved to punch in it ... in @ dat time...

"C ya later ..bye" & rused 2 goo ..

... wat ws dat all about?? i asked... da woman near 2 me stop readin her book 4 a sec & said.."; i guess he like ya...
rit..i saw he wz gazzin @ my boobz from da time he came in....
dat wz stupid idea when i thought when im leavin iran..dat iz da more teasing and bullshits from assholez....seemz im R da similar...
i told ya B4 sydney dows have some similarity with theran..dis one iz another sample...

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

little Kylen. You're so cute!

Congratulations CAryn...

im sooo excited 2 C ur new Baby boy honey....he iz Sooo cute....

here iz da web site for little Kylen...honey u look gerogues in da pix
wz in my way home when u sms me..from da hospital...its strange when friend & i was passing da hospital dat time in dat time ..wz thinkin about u then ....

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

nice Show

chanel 7 lately started a new show..."Desperate House wives" ....i ws browsin internet last nite and dis show ws on...i liked dat part which...a woman with 3 noughty boyz and a baby damn frasturated...suddenly her husband came from da business trip..da woman ws covered in peachez,,,baby food...not really good looking time and having one of those days...da man send da kids out 4 twenty minute with a ball to play ..took da woman(his wife) and wanna screw her staright awy...well she looked so bloody exhusted 4 sure and when she told da man sh having problem to swallow da pills she stoppined to takin it...and they have to use condom..d man ..stupid selfish jerk...said no need hon..lets risk sure nothing ganna happen 4 us...i thought wat a jerk? da woman...punched him staright in his shitty face...then i said..good 4 ya gal...u've done wel..i guess im ganna start 2 like dis show..after ganna show and talk about lots of daily bullshits a woman going thorough every single her life..

این هفته هم جای خاصی نرفتیم من به کلاس هام زبانم ادامه میدم ..دوشنبه صبح رفتم خونه این زنه رو تمیز کنم که سمت زلهم بود قبلش چند تا عکس از ا...