Sunday, December 31, 2006

New YEar PARTY... JAAN...

sonja and i went to da party at 8: 30 pm.. it ws a big busy lovely night in Willoughby
...
i danced all night but tryed to take it easy for booz and finger foodz
actually da food ws fantastic..nice dolmeh ... beautyful sea food.. we have to find our match based ond a badge we had in there..mine ws "pussy cat" so i have to find either "dog"or "owl"dt was funny couse kept every one busy to looking for their match.. i cant remember i stalked any man dat much before like i did dt night to find my "match"dt was good... we left realy late ..da day after earlier time.. well becosue in da europe was near da new year time... i ws in da room talking with all my kool friends on line i was so exhusted.. well wt can i say ..its da party season...dont u think...? how was urs ..? tel me...!


finally sadam got wt he deserved..well not really.. i didnt want to even think about it since i didntwqnt to spoil myu new year.. i couldt imagine one day will come and i will see dis bastard finlayy gann get wt he deserved... damn i lost my first love in dat s2pd war...da man i loved adorly and if he was alive ...
""آخ اگه اون زنده بود..دنیای من یه طور دیگه بود"

no one can imagine wt would my world be..
well i wish "khominy" could have da same way..
sort of ... 2 bad he went 2 "darak " eairlier...for those "bastardz "who distroyed my country and made us to live in"ghorbat"
for da rest of our life... da last word of sadam B4 even they make him to et wt he has to have wz... down with west..god blessislam..down with persiawt a sick bastard...!!!!

sisterz...doing 4 themselves....

Happy New Year Zohreh ....

Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, & Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July. It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable, they decided to stop in at Patty McGuire's Pub for a cold soft drink. Patty had recently added special legs to his barstools, which were the talk of the fashionable eastside neighborhood. All 5 Nuns sat up at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley and Father McGinty entered the bar through the front door. They, too, came for a cold drink when they were shocked and almost fainted at what they saw.



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Give us a sense of humor, Lord,
Give us the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.


ha hah ha..

thankx frank ..
i luved it... lol

Friday, December 29, 2006

akhysh....

akhysh....
finally my family got their gift b4 new year..thank christ 4 dt..
i'm glad..
hurray....

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

caryn's cocktail party....

for da night of Tuesday 26.. we
have 2 go to caryn cocktail party.. i took sonja with me and i knew she is a little depressed these days
i though she need dis.. she absolutely loved it..
david and murice was there as well I guess dis was da first time they met
i bough really nice sexi shoes and I loved it...
david came after us..staffney was so busy fixing us some cosmo
and I have to tell u ..she is done a gr8 job...da time I saw david I though damn wt da hell is going on..
he made a nice compliment about my hair and shoes and I just friendly touched his belly and said wt is dis
Dave..!!?? where is dis come from.? R u pregnant or some thing. cause I swear to god I didn’t touch u.. Well not yet .so it’s not mine.
every one laughing their heads off...
No seriously wt is dis... U put a lot of weight since da last time I saw u..
u r so young for dt .. he said yeh I know too much drink k i guess
I met caryn sista too and i have to admit dis..caryn is more beautiful dan her sista
...wt else... I left late but completely drunk dat night and I knew I will ganna have a bad hang over in da next morning..So far I knew I have to work
dat day as well... but who cares... its party season and let me have some fun ...

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

... یادی از روزای قدیم

زمانی که ایران بودیم یه دوست خونوادگی داشتیم که به اصطلاح اون موقع تازه هم پسرشون زن گرفته بود که عروسشون رو با پسرشون گاهی خونه ما هم میاورد نسترن اسم عروسه بود..یه بار یادم میاد اون اوایل که خواهر من تازه بچه اش رو بدنیا اورده بود و شیر هم میداد و بخصوص تو این مدت معمولا چاقی زنای باردار هنوز وجود داره و دادن شیر به بچه ..معمولا مادر هارو چاقتر هم اگه نکنه جلوی لاغری مادر رو میگیره..البته این مساله تو هر آدمی فرق داره...آره داشتم میگفتم خوب خواهر من هنوز اون حالتش رو داشت..
نسترن نیومده از در وارد نشده گفت:وای ناهید ...چقدر خرس شدی..
خیلی هیکلت افتضاح شده..
برگشتم و به چشای خوشگل خواهرم نگاه کردم
..و فهمیدم با این حرف حالش خیلی گرفته شد
خیلی سریع گفتم :نسترن جان... ناهید اگه چاقه.. مال حاملگیشه و شیر دادن تو برو یه فکری با این کون گنده ات بکن که مثل قابلمه از عقب زده بیرون و وقتی راه میری ملت رو کلی میزاره سر کار"تو که هنوز تاره عروسی و نه زایمان کردی و نه هیچی .. اگه یه شیکم بزایی ...چه شود..
پس از الان به فکرش باش
...!!!.
.نسترن خفه شد و من خنده رو تو چشای ناهید دیدم و همین واسم بس بود
حالا بعد اینهمه سال خانوم کون گنده اش رو برداشته و از سوید داره میره دیدن خواهر و مادر من..
.نمیدونم شاید تنهایی تو سوید کمی آدمش کرده باشه و یاد گرفته باشه که درست حرف بزنه.. شنیده بودم کمی دپرشن هم گرفته .. هر چند دلم براش میسوخت اما کاری هم از دستم بر نمی اومد...
میدونید... بعضی آدما زبون خیلی تلخی دارن و به هر عنوانی فرقی نمیکنه زن یا مرد ..ا
من یه باسی داشتم تو تهران که همینطوری بود..پفیوز... انگار هر با ر که سر صبحی ار عیالش نه میشنید میومد دق دلیش رو سر ما خالی میکرد..
برای من جواب دادن و سر و کله زدن با اینطور آدما راحته و سعی میکنم جوابشون رو درموقعیت های خودشون بدم اما افرادی مثل خواهر من کمی واسشون سخت تره. ..و معمولا اینطور افراد هدف های خوبی هستن واسه حال گیری
یادم میاد یه بار خیلی از دست این
boss
خودم شاکی شدم...داشت با یه همکاری سر کنار در ورودی حرف میزدو دستش رو به لبه میان دو در تکیه داده بود
داشتم فکر میکردم که چه جوری حالش رو بگیرم دیدم که اگه سریع رد بشم و در رو ببندم دستش میمونه لای درو در خیلی محکمی هم بود..
دخل دستش اومده
آخ جون ...
سریع از کنارش رد شدم و در رو بستم
از پله ها که میومدم پایین صدای عربده ..آی دستم اون رو شنیدم و فهمیدم که کلکم گرفت و داد میزد که" دستم رو گذاشتی لای در"..بعدش سریع زنگ زدم
از یه بخش دیگه و معذرت خواهی کردم..
فرداش هم همینطور..نشون به اون نشون که دوستی و رویه اش با من کاملا فرق کرد..و منبعد خیلی رعایت منو می کرد..
چه کنیم ؟؟؟
ما اینیم دیگه

Monday, December 25, 2006

Xmas Day....

خوب خبری از سانتا سر صبحی نشد.. لابد به دنبال رسیدن به خونه من
باز مثل همیشه راهش ر و گم کرده یا شایدم بسکه تپله ..تو چیمنی گیر کرده
وپایین نمی آد.....بگذریم

از محسنات زندگی من ..که مزخرفاتش خیلی بیشتراز محسناتشه... آره برگردیم سر محسناتش ..یکیش اینه که چون همیشه تا حدود زیادی و بطور مداوم خودم تصمیم گیرنده اونم... اگه به فرض از یه کسی که خیلی گنده دماغ تشریف دارن و من اصلا با رفت و آمد با اون به قولی حال نمیکنم به راحتی یه خط قرمز کشیده میشه دورش..
این طرف میتونه اون... دیت کیک بات.. ایرونی من ..اینجا باشه که خیلی هم دخترای دیگه حتی تو خواب هم نمی تونن باو ر کنن که میتونن با این بابا قراری بزارن. ..بعد مدتی که باهاش هم صحبت میشم.. میبینم که این طرف اصلا ارزش هم صحبتی هم نداره..چه برسه که بخوام بقیه عمرم رو باهاش بگذرونم...و چه غیر ایرونیش هم به همچنین...و یا فامیل و دوستان خانودگی مون ..تو ایران ..یا اینورکه همیشه ما مجبور بودیم به خاطر پدرو مادرمون ..درظاهر هم که شده ..به یه نوعی تحملشون کنیم...
no more..
چقدر راحتم..
اینجا از این خبرا نیست...
درست مثل یه باغچه کو چیک.. من اون علغای هرزه رو از ته ..میکنم..
مجبور که نیستم
آخیش مردیم از گردن کلفتی
کسی جیگر داره بگه بالای چشت ابروست...
هه هه هه
...yeh... i luv my life
ناهیده که واسم سر صبحی رسید text اینم

nahid gha... says: salam jigaar
nahid gha... says: ho ho ho
nahid gha... says: mery xmas
nahid gha... says: :*
nahid gha... says: xmase khobi dashte bashi jigaar
nahid gha... says: ma ke mordim az hamali
nahid gha... says: be jaye manham hal kon
nahid gha... says: badan baram tarif kon
nahid gha... says: mowazebe khodet bash jigaar mibosamet

me: 'No comment'


بالاخره این فیلم جدید جیمز باند رو دیدم..
بیخود نبود که من بعد از این همه سال از یه فیلم باند خوشم اومد.. من هیچوقت تو نخ فیلماش نبوده و نیستم..راجر مور تیپی نبود که من دنبالش باشم.. اما مادر من ازش خوشش میومد
توتمام فیلمای باند همیشه تقلبی بودن اکشن هاش ..خانوم بازی های بی سلیقه اشب ا اون زنای خشک و کلا ه گیس های بورشون ..به یه نوعی برام بی معنی بوده و هست..اما این یکی با بفیه خیلی فرق داشت
..ازقیافه اش بگذریم..بیخود نبود که تو خط چشاش بودم..
اوایل فیلم داشتم فکر میکردم قیافه دانیل و چشماش چرا برام اترکتیوه؟؟
حالا اگه امریکایی بود یا کاناد ایی یه حرفی چون مردای انگلیسی برای من خیلی جذاب نیستن
بعد یادم اومد که شباهت وحشتناکی بین دانیل و صورت همسر سابقم منه.
. damn
..پس بگو...همون چشا
همون صورت..همه و همه..صرف نظر از این اکشن های دانیل خیلی به واقعیت نزدیکه.. عرق کردن هاش .. خاکی و گلی شدنش ..
..و خونی مالی شدنش در حین اکشن ... همه طبیعیه...و احساس لطیفش ....همه وهمه
یه کاراکتر جذابی از خودش باقی میزاره..این اولین فیلم باند بود که باهاش حال کردم
..u go daniel..

Friday, December 22, 2006

yalda mobarak....


Yalda farkhondeh bad...
Happy birth day Nahid... my jigar... all da best
khanoome...bos bos bos yeh alameh....
muwah muwah..

Saturday, December 16, 2006

کجا ...؟

کجای قلب من نقطه گذاشتی .. که این طور تمام شدم
؟؟؟

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Sydney in festive season (1)




I will load more da other day..having busy friday....

















i had a phone call from da post office....da xmas gift are back .... i went ther and try to fix da problem.. now i have to send it normal wich is suck and iam not sure they will get in da right time.. might be after xmas.. i was so angry and i have to tel my sista and kids about it.after dt we went to take some pix form sydney... after all its xmas time... vanessa wanted to get some more xmas gift...so we walked all through da qvb.da big tree ..my fav ...city and town hall then we went to DJ in there.. i knew sonja workes in da make up section...i wasnt sure where exactlly.. vanessa couldnt take any shot from there da stuff didint let her ..but i did and i did it so quick they missed it so she told me "u can t take pic here ..i said"...' well too late i already did..





any way.. we went to "Chanel' section and iwas wondering around sonja bumped into me and she hugged me staright away.. we talked a lotand she was so bsy at da same time workingthen she put me in some of thoe 15 min make over by 'clinique' she said my name and da job and da gal from therewho ww working with a gay guy ..let say a make up artiet wh owas so busy fixig da clients make up..she was blonde i could see in her soem kinda danish lookvanessa wanted to buy her thinge so she said i will meet u soon and left me there to bu her gifts...da gal from da cliniqehad a microphone and she was talking about da make overs and try to promote thier things to sellwhen it was m turn and sonja told er enough about me... she was telling about me really load..ah hey every one zohreh is a make up artist and she wants a different look so we want to give her differet look by our products..."she is from persia".. and i though.."idiot there is no such a persia ..its iran..."he did a good job.. i liked da shadows..we talked with da gal ..jenifer and i ws right eshe ws half danish...then after i finished my make up vanessa finished her shopping so we were ready to come back..
we took enough pix from da city and i wanted to load those in here... vanessa left my place 2 her dad's place for dinner.. i had a good time with her...

Sunday, December 10, 2006

a little relief

was talking with dad 2night.. i had to c him on da web cam i did.. he was tellin me ...he just had a dream about me....he said..u and me 2 gether being on da bicycle... and we going together...i said dts right dad.. if u go some where... i will come as welli dont have kids.. i dont have any one in dis world to worry about me..no man..no love..no responsibility.. let me tel u something..its so damn easy dad...if u go.. i will come staright away after u... okey... so u better stay... u better stay here dad and promise me u not going any where.. he smiled and said "i will..."i said..i mean it dad..if u go i will come after u... i just cant handle it...

yeh he better

well..it seems he lost a few cells of his brain ...couse as far as i know he cant remember a few things and he seems so disoriented... he could talk but ..
keep thinking how am gann deal with this.. how am i ganna deal with losing my parents one day... my ex used to tel me " u have to make urself ready .. one day it will come and if u dont do dt by now..u will be devestated.."
i could see his point... after all he lost both in one year differences and he couldnt have a chance to go and even visit them ..dead or alive dt was horrible ..i can imagine he went through a hell by dt..and end up to have big deppression ...
a depression which never left him som how and deep inside him ...it does exist... no matter wat..that damn deppresion desdtroyed our relationshop...
yeh .. how u make urself ready for dt news any way.. if i have to learn and know how to do it .. ? is any one can teach or tel me how.. like having some magic ..or recepie or pills.. how da hell i have to do dt...
i know if i lose them .. da guilt of being here ganna do my heading... big time.. couse i lost da valuable times to be with them and i was so damn busy with my life in here... and remembering ..when dad keep telling me ..come and live with us my dear.." and i used to reply .." i have a life in sydney ..dad..i can t do it.."
da guilt... da stress and regret... yeh i will have it all...
it really pisses me off for some thing i cant have any control of it..
just have to think positive... remembering da beautiful big xmas tree in QVB..my fav one.. da gift wrapes... da festive season..seeing da spark in my clients when i start to do her make up for her big day.. da sweet talking about her man and da joy of marying him... being such a great shoulder for my friends ...when they go to break up with their partner... and need some to talk... holding a friend hands ..red lips and red roses ...da taste of chochlate.. da world is still beautiful..we having a new sexi james bond..
think positive zohreh... think positive.. and he better get well soon...
he better....

Saturday, December 09, 2006

flash dance

sippin my coffe and watchin da movie"flash dance" from channel
7 tonight... i used 2 luv dis movie when i was 16 yrs old and
still enjoying to see it... after all these years..


dad is so sick... and im havnig so much night mares these days..
i really dont know wt to do... i even dont want to think about bad news
it...but i problem is ..i cant control everything in da life ...
just have to be patient.. and hope he will B ok soon

...

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

New year coming soon... hurray...

finally ....da xmas shopping is finished..all i have to do is getting some cards and send it to da family & friends....

da new season of O.C is on..i didnt like or watched da last one but dis new season is seem intersting...
da charmed started too..akh joon..

i like dt 2..i never been da fan of James Bond.. or 007 but da new guy....Daniel Craig ...ah man his eyes is a real killer.. i cant belive he is a "pom" and i never been interested or find any pomes atractive...but his eyes is amazing..cant get over it....damnnnnnnnnnnnn

i might go & c dis movie ..just 4 a sake of Daniel Craig "eyes"....


whats ur New years resolutions !!???
Mine: work harder and make more money.."jusus im getting greedy"
travel more... and enjoy my life more ..howz dt...?
now u tel me.. wts urs !!!????
Mery Xmas & happy New year 2 all....

Monday, December 04, 2006

my xmas wish....

All I WAnt 4 xmas iz...

A hand 2 hold
2 lipz 2 kiss..
a loving heart
2 arms to hold me
emmmmmmmmmm.... some one like dis jigar
and million milion milion dollar...$$$$$$$$$$$
yeh ...santa....can u give me dt...






آخ آخ آخ ..آخ...





damn



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